Juan has always believed it but the rest of you must...I have E.S.P. Here is the hilarious conversation I had with Mike at work today.
Mike: Can you do me a big favor?
Me: Sure what?
Mike: Work for me next Saturday.
Me: Why?
Mike: It's an emergency, I don't want to talk about it.
Me:(without hesitation) Taking a girl to the abortion clinic eh?
Mike:(blank stare...starts to laugh) How the fuck did you know that?...that's scary...wow.
Me: I have E.S.P...why are you laughing if it's true?
Mike: I'm hiding my fear away.(Then I start to laugh..) The End.
That's all I have time for kids...sears sucks blah blah...I like friends...the usual...peace out.
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I told you guys I have ESP.
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